Got a toothbrush?
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
being pregnant is like rehab
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
