I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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