fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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