Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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