Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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