Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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