very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
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Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
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A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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