She said her name was "party"
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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