i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
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Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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