She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
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He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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