You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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