I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
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I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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