Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
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There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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