How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
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Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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