One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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