I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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