I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
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A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
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Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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