He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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