strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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