This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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