We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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