So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I have feelings that need drinking.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
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