Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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