Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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