I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
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ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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