five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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