And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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