I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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