dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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