Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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