I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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