it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Its about making memories worth repressing
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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