Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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