She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
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It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
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