Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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