Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
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She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
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Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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