I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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