somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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