Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
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is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
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But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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