Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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