hell yes lets make some ravioli
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
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Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
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is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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