so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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