You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
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I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
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Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
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