he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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