what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
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he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
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the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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