youre lurking in front of me
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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