Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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