in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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