none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Randomize
