Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
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come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
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He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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