she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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