I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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