are you still at the devil's house?
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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